Am I the only one digging this So You Think You Can Dance bus-nass? I'm eating this shit up!
I love it. I love the choreography, especially everything Mia Michaels touches. P.S. is she pregnant? I hope so, cause if not she's going downhill since the beginning of the show. She's got to have one in the oven.

I could use a lot less of Mary Murphy and her toothy grin and thin-lipped guffaws. God she irritates me. If I had a crossbow I would crossbow her right in the forehead. It would look something like this...

Mary used to be my least favorite judge until I got a glimpse of Brian Friedman and his array of large Barbie dream necklaces. Who told him it was okay to wear this...(in trying to find a photo of the monstrosity he calls an accessory I found many descriptions of the offending neckware. Here are a few of my favorites:

"Looked like something out of Harry Potter" tvgasm
"Pimpy jewel necklace" starbright 31
"Biggest Alexis Carrington necklace of all time" sothahappened

So, I can't find a picture so I'll have to make do with what I could find. A God-awful picture of him from last season with straightened girl hair. For those of you who didn't see the real thing, I tried to recreate it using the ever useful MS Paint. My version is actually more tasteful than the original.

I also have a feeling that Mormon swing kid Benji is totally in love with his old partner Danielle. He's gotta be, right? You know he's bought her a ring and everything. His parents are probably freaking out about his non-white, non-Mormon, Marilyn pierced, dancing queen. I wonder what they would prefer - him actually realizing he's gay or him getting nasty with Danielle? Hmmm.

I feel that Natalie is a star in the making. We need us a new J Lo, I know Natalie is Greek, but she must have a bit of Latina in her somewhere. She has total star quality. I was gunning for her, but I don't know Allison is so good too and Heidi and her little scrunchy face is great too. It's so hard!

I also love Ivan. I love Ivan and his little short pants and white tube knee sicks. He totally had me at contemporary dance. Who would have thought he could look so manly?

God, I'm totally geeking out over this tv show. I should stop...but not before talking about how great the opening dance segmant was...that song was totally catchy, who has ever heard of Roisin Murphy before? Ramalama me want to dance just like them!

TV Geek Out.